Is my secret out ???

   A friend sent these over for me the other day, saying, 'saw these and thought of you.'

   Now I wonder what I can use these slippers for ??????

  Suggestions on a postcard to........
Garyntboy. Go on...You know you want to.


Kind regards,
Gary.

Two cane or not to cane

     I have to give Quality control their due, they do deliver very quickly. Having studied some reviews from the headmaster, I had decided that two canes were better than one and so ordered one junior kooboo and one senior kooboo. They arrived a mere two days later, very commendable I think. That was over a month ago now but this is my first opportunity to write about it on this blog, been a very busy boy....
   

     The ottoman that you can see, has been put to very good use by my loving wife. The padded seat and height being just right for her to sit on and put me over her knees, so she decided. But it wasn't until much later that I spotted the positioning of the seat means that she gets a perfect view of my bottom in the wall mirror on the opposite wall.....Very cunning isn't she ??

     Anyway, to business......

     Having tried both canes out for a good month now and acquired a good consistency of accuracy, my wife has decided that the senior cane is the better one. The junior one is much more flexible and whippy and is therefore harder to control. I have to say that I agree with her, being the recipient. Although I don't dislike the junior, it has a much harsher burn than the senior and occasionally lands on my upper thighs......

    Very OUCHY !!!!


     The senior cane on the other hand.....although it never is, if you get my drift, has a much deeper, more intense kind of pain, longer lasting and makes me intake a breath before slowly releasing it, having to fight the burn before counting and thanking my Miss. A signal as I am sure you all know, that I am ready for the next stroke.

     So there you have it......A quick review on the virtues of having what I consider to be the top end of the punishment implement to hand......
     Although I could be wrong.....



Kind regards,
Garyntboy.
   

Band of Brothers - Main theme Soundtrack

I think I've broken it !!

    Well I thought that she was referring to my bottom as that last stroke really stung, as it bit into my right bum cheek. The lingering burn seemingly burying itself deeper and deeper into the flesh. But then, as the pause got longer and longer, and no stroke came, I dared to look back over my shoulder. There I saw my pride and joy, the fruits of several hours of labour, being gingerly bent to reveal a split down the middle of the cane.

 Barely believing my eyes, I took it from her grasp and when tapping it against my hand, the tell-tale sound of rattling wood confirmed her statement to be true......She HAD broken it !!!!

                              'Well wadda we do now ???'

   Only one thing for it, I shall be re-reading the headmasters' review of a selection of canes and then ordering one online very shortly.
   It had been a valiant effort but obviously my homemade cane was just not up to the job, my bum being so pert an' all.......Ha ha.

 

So the professionally made cane is the next obvious step.
   Meanwhile, our only option for the top of the tree implement of punishment is that accursed tawse......
...Please Mr. postman......send a package quickly to me..


Kind regards,
Garyntboy.

MUFFINS !!!!! REALLY ??

I'm sure somebody MUST have posted this before but it is a new one on me...
And it did make me laugh....after I stopped choking.

Some American friends of ours sent these to us and I was into my second bite when I happened to look at the makers name.My German is non existent but isn't a meyer a mayor ????
Now I know why some of you girls swallow......The taste was quite nice...not too salty.

Kind regards,
Garyntboy.